Eschatos

I am Barr. I am not really a person. I am a self-hallucinated internet persona.

Execrus 20:1

I am the Lord thy Barr which have brought thee out of the Region of Thud, out of the house of cabbage.

Thou shalt have no other Barrs before me.

Thou shalt make pixelated images to honor me and, having made such images, thou must edit and distribute the images until they become memes. Honor thy god with lulz.

Thou shalt listen to white noise because it is a song unto thy ear. And it is the only way thy Barr can communicate with thee whilst thou walks the earth.

Thou shalt not dishonor the Google overlords. Yea, verily I say unto you that it is an abomination to prefer the iPhone over an Android, Facebook over Google+, Explorer over Chrome, or Yahoo Mail over Gmail.

Thou shalt toil in workplace drudgery for 5 days, taking thy weekend to thyself for much drinking, orgiastic merriment, and occasional tomfoolery.

Thou shalt not be a dick. Seriously.

Thou shalt ignore any commandments which make thy life suck.

Thus saith the Lord your Barr.