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Declare It

Posted: 28th November 2011 by iambarr in ENG 304
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I stood somewhere in the middle of the line, seven years old and trembling, half wondering, half believing. The air inside the sanctuary was dense and hot and I wondered how long I would have to wait before it would be my turn to walk across the stage. The hair on the sides of my [...]

Welcome to the Eschatos Geriatric Community

Posted: 28th November 2011 by iambarr in Uncategorized
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Righteously Hungry

Posted: 26th October 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302
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The ketchup is good, but I worry about the mustard. I won’t throw it out, of course, but I’m a little worried about it. Actually, to be honest, I guess I worry more about myself because I know, despite my fear, that I’ll probably eat it anyway. I tell myself that mustard doesn’t go bad, [...]

Mugged

Posted: 25th October 2011 by iambarr in ENG 304
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I crouch down in the grass and hold a piece of my lunch out in front of me. My lunch is a chocolate Balance bar and I have no idea if squirrels eat chocolate or Balance bars. He looks hungry, or at least interested, so it seems worth a try. He’s about ten feet away [...]

Creepy Crawling

Posted: 21st October 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302, Uncategorized
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I pull to the side of the road in my little red Chevy S10 security truck, ducking my head slightly to look through the fogged-up windshield. I stare ahead at the massive rig parked on the side of the road, just a few hundred feet outside the fenced-in warehouse compound. I inhale deeply through my [...]

October 21, 2011 at 03:50PM From SMS

Posted: 21st October 2011 by iambarr in Uncategorized
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A test post

Wing Tips

Posted: 19th October 2011 by iambarr in ENG 304, Uncategorized
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I don’t understand fashion and I never have, but occasionally, things just pop out at me and I’m powerless to deny their aesthetic appeal. I don’t know what “goes,” what “matches,” or what’s “in,” but I sometimes I recognize things that just look good. Every once in a while I find those things at Goodwill [...]

Self Control

Posted: 5th October 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302, Uncategorized
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I watched the two boys standing in the corner of Goodwill. I watched them standing in the wrong corner of Goodwill. They were probably seventeen or eighteen and they were definitely queer. They were laughing their queer little laughs while holding up skirts and sequined tops against themselves and each other. The short one, the [...]

Accidental

Posted: 29th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302
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My eyes open and bright daylight explodes in my brain, bouncing off the secret recesses inside my head, seeking out every possible point of vulnerability. I close them, open them, close them, and settle on squinting, bracing, feeling the sharp and unsympathetic throbs of reality that pound rhythmically through the veins in my temples. I [...]

White on White

Posted: 28th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 304, Uncategorized
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 Fingers and feet so cold I can barely stand, and still the wind keeps blowing, blowing as though it doesn’t know that I’m already a dead man with nowhere to turn because at best I’ll eventually end up walking a circle and without the advantage of seeing footprints, I could only hope to spiral or [...]