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Relative Safety

Posted: 28th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302, ENG 304
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It was 54 George Street in a hidden corner of Manchester and it was dusk. I know it was 54 George Street because my parents made me memorize the address as soon as I was old enough to talk. I know it was dusk because, on the George Street of my memory, the sun had [...]

New Legs

Posted: 15th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 304
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Somewhere in the darkness of the living room, against the even darker rug, I can make out the small, barely moving shape of the puppy. He is a Great Dane, his name is Ragnarok, and someday he will be the destroyer of worlds. But tonight, he is simply a puppy. Tonight, he will pee on [...]

Another Messy Home

Posted: 14th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302
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It’s messy and dirty because it’s always messy and dirty, but messy and dirty this time mostly because of the dog, the dog that sits in her lap when she drives and whines at the radio from the backseat when he can’t sit in her lap. It’s messy because of the monster cans and McDonald’s [...]

Scratched His Life

Posted: 8th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302
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Seething, breathing, bulging veins and his fist pushes into his forehead as though digging a tunnel through his head to some heinous and secret place of anger and fuming rage bottled up and held in by skull and jowls and receding hairline, but there’s nothing he can do, the car is scratched and even if [...]

Larva

Posted: 8th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 304
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Woke up 35 times tonight, thank you, little larva – dripping, drooling, leaking, crying, aching pain in my ass and I just got to sleep, but there’s no turning back from a thing like this and I’ve only got to wait another 17 ¾ years before you get the hell out of my house, my [...]

Maggie

Posted: 7th September 2011 by iambarr in ENG 302, ENG 304
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Lying on the couch on her elbows, surrounded by toys, lap pillow desk, markers, portable dvd player Jumping up and down when I give her funny looks Never sitting still, but not hyper, just moving Stands when she sees the cat, chases it, arms out and smiling Mouth always open, tongue moving when she concentrates [...]

Ressurrection

Posted: 5th September 2011 by iambarr in Uncategorized

Clouds. Rain. Time, but precious little of it. I move through the dense, wet air with a motion somewhat like swimming, somewhat like walking, and I try to get my bearings. I stand firmly on the ground, yet hopelessly lost in the middle of a cloud. Occasionally little pockets of clarity open within the fog [...]

Authors on Authors

Posted: 27th June 2011 by iambarr in Literature
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I accidentally came across a couple of these today and immediately had to go looking for more. Some are playful, some are caustic, some are unnecessarily mean; all are worth reading. These are just a few of my favorites.   Mark Twain on Jane Austen “I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do [...]

Red Swingline

Posted: 24th June 2011 by iambarr in Uncategorized

My first office supply order. I’ve got priorities.

This piece makes the rounds every so often and it’s something I never get tired of reading. Reposting it here for the enjoyment of all.   How I Met My Wife Jack Winter, the New Yorker, July 25, 1994 It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very [...]